February
21, 2008
Canadian Sermon Types, eh?
And now for something completely different...
Neil Young, who pastors Erindale
United Church
in Mississauga, Ontario, sent us this inventory of sermon
styles in the Great White North.
The Maple Syrup: Boils
source material down to about 1/50th its starting volume.
The Mountie: When it's
most dressed-up, it doesn't arrest anybody.
The Igloo: Goes
'round and 'round until a final capstone is dropped in.
The Curling: Kind
of incomprehensible, but everybody seems to have a good time.
The Lacrosse: Fast, hard-hitting, and it's hard to see the points as they're made.
The Hockey Fight:
Staggers unsteadily, swinging wildly, but lands a punch or two.
The Canadian: Overly
apologetic.
The Snowmobile:
Loud and a bit obnoxious, but takes you places you otherwise wouldn't go.
The Beaver: Dams
everything in sight.
The Maple Leaf:
Has 11 points; always ends up falling to the ground.
1 comment:
Very funny.....I've had two delightful Sunday's off in a row. Now, back to the grind.
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