or perpetual questions, I'm not sure which.
Can we get the kneelers in the front pews made serviceable before our august visitors commit themselves to that space?
Can we get the chain-link fence along the lane behind the church replaced or repaired before the august visitors are affronted by the sight of its semi-collapsed condition?
Do our ushers/sidespeople possess raiment sufficiently posh to allow them to pass the collection plate, with confidence and aplomb, to our august visitors?
Will the city do something about the ghastly pot-holes in front of MH & U before our august visitors or their light-cavalry escorts injure their precious ankles therein?
If the Rambler continues to have kittens every 3 minutes between now and the august visit, at what point will her office be completely full of kittens?
And then what will we do with those kittens?
Would our august visitors like one each to take home for a SOUVENIR?
And, incidentally, is there a factory somewhere producing uglies for the abundant stocking of rummage sales?
Answer comes there none.